Liam
Liam is my everything. The yin to my yang. My heart and
soul. The Jack to my Karen. The Max to my Penny. The vodka to my martini. Liam is my gay husband. He is
the best travel buddy. Gives me the harsh truths, even when I’m fragile and
need to be lied to. He is a stupendous wingman and also a giant cock block.
Liam is basically a straight guy that likes having sex with dudes. And I do
mean alllllllllllll of the dudes. Liam is a hunter and fisher. He’s a football
watcher and a rancher. He’s also a prissy little gay that likes dancing
shirtless with oily men. Or finding randos on vacation and having them over for
an afternoon shower. Once while in Colorado together, Liam made some “friends”
from a gay hookup app. They were going to go for a hike, and he made it VERY
clear that I was not invited. Liam is a very clean and organized but also
absolutely disgusting. Burping, farting, and picking his nose. He doesn’t wear
underwear or sleep in ANYTHING, and I can’t tell you how many times I have seen
his penis. And not one of those times was on purpose. We are truly soulmates.
He is my favorite person on the planet and the one I go to with all of my
problems. To which his answer is almost exclusively “I don’t know, fuck him and
find out” or “get high and stop being such a girl”. Super helpful. I have had
some of my greatest successes with Liam (like the model) and he has also cock
blocked me away from some. One time in New Orleans we went to a gay strip club
and walked in to find Liam giving a stripper a hand job. In the middle of the
room. He has no shame and I could not love him more!
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